Why is it?

Why is it that when people used to ask me to do things socially I used to be honored but now I take it as a threat? When I think about it, I came up with some reasons and though I really should hurry up and stop thinking this way. It's just the moment.

1. People are trying to put things on my already jam packed and fully neglected agenda
2. People suck, when you start dealing with people, here comes the drama.
3. Being a person takes work, ponder that one a second and think of what you're like when you first wake up, are on your way to sleep, or have not eaten. That's who you really are.
4. Okay I'm done being negative. One good thing about being socially desired is that it means that people want you around. How can that not feel good?

Right...

I find the most random stories. Apparently this very small child molester is to small for jail They're afraid he'll get taken advantage of....Right...
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12969163/?GT1=8199

Seriously!

So this article features a mayor who was arrested for soliciting sex from women in exchange for money and leniency on their water bills. Whoa! Water bills, seriously the water bill is one of least expensive bills one has. Offering a woman payment on her water bill in exchange for sex is an insult! You need to at least come with a cable bill. High rollers can come with a light bill or something. Who are these women?... Gosh
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12867583/

***Disclaimer: I do not promote the idea/the practice of selling sex for money however, and I say this for everything, if you're going to do it you'd better do it right! And clearly these women weren't. I'm disappointed in them ;)

Weird Stuff

1. While I was signing in there was a box to check that said Remember Me. For some reason I strongly felt that if I checked this box it would answer me yes or no, and that if it said no I would be hurt.

2. I love Dave Barry. I started blogging in hopes of writing like him. If I wasn't afraid of thr consquences I would copy and paste his articles and swear he stole it from me.

3. Everyday I have to convince myself that my great apartment, food, and clothes budget are good enough reasons to get up and go to work. This rarely works but by the time I've tried this for the requisite 15 minutes I'm usually so awake that I get up and go.

4. I never decorated my desk at work. I have one post-it on my wall that says something non-work-related. The post-is a quote from a text message my bumpkin wrote me. Sometimes to save space he abbreviaties when he texts me. Although I have all this blank space on my post-it, I wrote it as I received it.

5. My word for the week is brevity. I tend to like words with ty at the end. (i.e., levity, proclivity, serendipity...the list goes on) I think it has something to do with my name.

LD Relationships

Having been in a long distance relationship for a little while now, I'd like to compose a list of things one needs to be in a long distance relationship.

1. Patience- so that when they don't call you back immediately you don't break up with them.
2. Trust- so that when they don't call you back immediately you don't break up with them.
3. Wireless Lie Detector- so that after they finally call you back, you can regain trust.
4. Stamps- because every now and then you just need to lick something (j/K :) ?) No really for sending your sig nice little goodies to sustain them in the hard times.
5. Text Messaging- For keeping communication lines open when its midwork, you guys have conflicting schedules or you ran-out of minutes.
6. Picture Mail- use your imagination
7. Plane Tickets or Gas Cards- Because in reality you really do need to see this person at some point
8. Creativity- to plan some way to be together even though you're not
9. Understanding- Because if you're not at all flexible it'll never work
10. The same wireless service - Because Gosh! those bills can be taxing!

***Suggestions are welcomed. Be nice Alexis!