That B.A.S.S. Bass

Ladies and Gents, today I and to speak to you on the power of the BASS. In a world with metrosexual/flagrantly homosexual men/ and otherwise vocally challenged men, one often forgets the power of the BASS. When applied effectively and toward a cause the BASS can affect a change in one's (most likely a female's) attitude, behavior, and life. This morning the BASS got me out of bed after having only slept, and not well, for one hour and sent me off to work. The BASS changed me from a whiny, sleepy, half-lethargic mess to a woman at work, musing on this morning's occurrence. So men, when you're trying to affect a change in your significant other, and they are stubborn, try the BASS. Can't hurt, might help.

Thinking myself happy

I'm having a super dookie morning. My mommy told me to think myself happy so here's a list of things that make me happy. Trust, this list is not everything, if you didn't make it don't trip.

1. My niece Evan, who is the most darling girl on earth
2. My bed, which makes me feel like somebody loves me, even though it's only me since I paid for it.
3. My bumpkin, who makes me have tummy flutters and even though nausea isn't something to rave about, the fact that I feel anything is great.
4. My mommy, who's smart enough to tell me to do this
5. My friend Alexis, who is so different from me that she can see the other side of things that don't make any sense, that's important in life
6. My green lip gloss that brings all the bling
7. My pink elephant that I've had since I was five. Explore that irony
8. Knowing that no matter what happens I'll be okay. I may not be excited about the outcomes but I'll be better for it.