Things that make you go hmmm...

I'm retarded
Today I wore my sexy shoes. They are painful but I don't walk much at my job so "Why not?" I thought. I lokced my keys in the car at 8:30 this morning. Left the car running even. I found this out at 1:00p.m. (now lets all take a pause) Gas is high and since when am I so concerned about getting to work on time? A very nice lady let me use her triple A. I stood outside for an hour in at least 100 degree weather in my sexy shoes. Ouch! At some point during this ordeal my pants fell down. I give up!