Ever wonder...

1. Why the Care Bear Stare resembles scenes from girls gone wild. Were we secretly programmed to expose our chests in synchrony beause as we all know the power is more forceful when all do it to gether? After all it is for the greater good.

2. Why the Easter Bunny supposedly has these giant eggs. What chicken is he robbing? Additionaly since when are hard-boiled eggs something to look forward to?

3. Why nobody but me feels like Gogurt is the grossest thing ever?

4. Why it was appropriate to wear a ring pop and eat it as the day went by like bacteria don't exist?

5. If leg warmers are going to come back and why?

6. How come even people who have large sticks up their butts dress up on Halloween?

7. What is the white dust on really old chocolate?

8. Whose idea was it to put a worm in anything edible? (i.e. tequila, those sucker)

He's just not that into you...

So a while back I read the book, "He's just not that into you". I was on this kick of learning about men back then, this is around the same time that I read "On the DL". Yesterday, in have a conversation with my confidant, I at some point decided that somebody "just wasn't that into me" based mostly on a lack of contact.

It's funny how you can brainwash yourself with a book and find yourself slowly morphing into a Charlotte-like, everything can be wonderful if I just follow the rules, type of girl. I was really almost there but unfortunately I know that rule books, while they are helpful, don't know everything and they aren't necessarily always applicable to my real life and while I don't believe that I should waste my time on someone who just not that into me, I still am likely to.