Ever wonder...

1. Why the Care Bear Stare resembles scenes from girls gone wild. Were we secretly programmed to expose our chests in synchrony beause as we all know the power is more forceful when all do it to gether? After all it is for the greater good.

2. Why the Easter Bunny supposedly has these giant eggs. What chicken is he robbing? Additionaly since when are hard-boiled eggs something to look forward to?

3. Why nobody but me feels like Gogurt is the grossest thing ever?

4. Why it was appropriate to wear a ring pop and eat it as the day went by like bacteria don't exist?

5. If leg warmers are going to come back and why?

6. How come even people who have large sticks up their butts dress up on Halloween?

7. What is the white dust on really old chocolate?

8. Whose idea was it to put a worm in anything edible? (i.e. tequila, those sucker)