That B.A.S.S. Bass

Ladies and Gents, today I and to speak to you on the power of the BASS. In a world with metrosexual/flagrantly homosexual men/ and otherwise vocally challenged men, one often forgets the power of the BASS. When applied effectively and toward a cause the BASS can affect a change in one's (most likely a female's) attitude, behavior, and life. This morning the BASS got me out of bed after having only slept, and not well, for one hour and sent me off to work. The BASS changed me from a whiny, sleepy, half-lethargic mess to a woman at work, musing on this morning's occurrence. So men, when you're trying to affect a change in your significant other, and they are stubborn, try the BASS. Can't hurt, might help.